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[29 Jun 2007|08:57pm]
[ mood | frustratedd ]

the only thing that brings me joy is this:

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[20 Apr 2007|12:49pm]
[ mood | snotty. ]

so long since i was this bored.
i tried to watch this jean-luc godard film but it was too much deciphering, then i tried to watch this chinese kid's tv show my teacher gave me but it was too stupid. the show was called 'big head child' and was all about big head child and small head father's adventures. and i forgot to watch SVU so now my sick fantasies won't be fullfilled until the repeat at 3 o clock.

and so yeah i am going to hell i guess.

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[06 Nov 2006|10:01am]
[ mood | fancy ]

question of the week:
which do you hate more, babies (under 2) or old people (70+)?

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[08 Oct 2006|11:08am]
[ mood | sore neckkkkk ]

hey hey hey
school holidays have been sweet.... muchos silliness.
gah recent kicking-outness in pubs has led to the thinking up of many ways i could maybe get into over 18's places:
-dress like an old lady
-dress in a burqa (however you spell it)
-severly burn my face 
gah does anyone know anything about chipping teeth and if it is really bad and you should go to the dentist STRAIGHT AWAY or you can just wait until your next dental appointment and act suprised when they find it...

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[17 Aug 2006|08:59pm]
[ mood | pumped ]

i would like to dedicate this entry to emily, the worlds #1 dyke and powerpoint maker.


anyway, i have totally hyped up summer in my mind. this summer better be good. my dream to wear only one peice clothing seems to have been ruined by the fact that NO WHERE sells overalls anymore. lame. that and my sewing skillz are tres rusty. 

man i don't want to be 17... what will seedy older guys think of me then? "17?! Pfft," they will say, "that's OLD!"

anyway, who wants to go in with me for these summer items that we have all dreamt about but will probably never buy (since i already got jesus sandals):
-mini bbq. vegetarian stuff will be cooked to by maya... dirty heathen.
-3  mini pools.
-blargh much much more... suggest it to me if i have forgotten.

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[17 Jul 2006|08:58pm]
[ mood | anxious/sugared up. ]

hey hey hey hey
these holidays have been super eventful.
what is brimstone? as in fire and brimstone. is it just some kind of painful rock? i refuse to use wikipedia to find this information out, despite the fact that wikipedia seems to have picked up its game a little lately.

i really don't want to wear school shoes in summer. i want to start a school sandal revolution. some of us cant do socks and shoes in summer, we are sweaty. so i really want to find some really ugly brown sandals and wear them in summer.
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[28 Jun 2006|09:38pm]
[ mood | nothing ]

wooohooo update.

this week is HELL! how did i ever stand a full week of school?

gah and i predict that next term things will only get worse, i mean, i am either going to have to make an artwork called 'andy, you have to vacuum the house today, it's your job' (GOLD!) or work out how to let ms wise down gently.
i have decided that no matter what, i am going to colour my whole body in one day. does anyone remeber that day i coloured in my arm with green highlighter? well THAT didn't give me ink poisoning, so i assume that colouring in my whole body will also be completely safe.
you know what i hate? those thrush adds. they just make things awkward.
but you know what i love?
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[15 May 2006|05:54pm]
[ mood | pained ]

long time no update.
my tongue burns like a thousand suns because of my beloved gobstopper. who would have thunk licking of ball made up of 61.3 grams of sweet sugar could cause such PAIN!
that is all i have to say.
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[19 Mar 2006|06:47pm]

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[06 Dec 2005|05:06pm]
[ mood | tie red ]

this weekend was pretty coolio. the tights were very coolio, and sunday was very coolio.

now for a super-late formal pictures entry!Collapse )

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[24 Nov 2005|08:53pm]
[ mood | stomache PAIN! ]

this week has been PAINFUL. it seems like we have that lame-o sub who is 50 or something and still wears hair gel for EVERY CLASS.

it would be really good to go to a new school because there would be a new canteen. oh god canteen food has become so crappy. and whats with the food that is only served in terms 2 & 3? gah everything is making me angry.

the museum was fun though.Collapse )
i think i am actually going deaf. do i go to the doctor? they checked my ears and said they were fine. but i think they are wrong. am i right in feeling that i often do not hear things? i feel like i am always saying pardon.

gah now i have made a boring entry and i am even MORE angry.

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[12 Nov 2005|09:53am]
[ mood | why must i be up so early? ]

what a crazily long week.
school cert exams proved to be exactly what i thought they would be like. and i predicted for them to be slightly difficult.
then the rest of the week is kind of a blur.
pictures of the blurCollapse )

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[02 Nov 2005|05:33pm]

halloweenCollapse )

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birthday [23 Oct 2005|05:11pm]

my exact likeness in a cupcakeCollapse )

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[17 Oct 2005|10:16am]
[ mood | sickkk ]

sweet sickness= stay home day
if you could completely choose your personality or character, what would they be like? i always think of it as if it was a kind of composite creation, like all your heroes moulded into one or something. anyway, i would dearly love to know who people model themsleves on OR who they would model themselves on.

livejournal has gotten really boring lately. of the recent entries i have read, not only are there fewer, but no one even comments. i wish i could give it up, but i can't! you always think it will entertian you, but it never does... but you keep going back. and then you feel like a loser. it reminds me of how i WOULD feel if i ever went to a cheap ho' for some lovin'. damn you you cheap ho'!

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[09 Oct 2005|03:59pm]
[ mood | funk-ay ]

well... holidays are over.
yesterday was the record fair which was kinda dissapointing. but also good. the other thing that is good is the fact that dinner tonight will be DUCK! why is duck so neglected? it is so gooood.
anyway. i have planned my next holiday fantasy: spend a week in a tracksuit. this will be a warm up for my year in a tracksuit.
there is something in my room that sounds like a rat. so, yesterday me and my brother tried to apprehend it. armed with a plastic samurai sword i went into the back half of my room only to discover it is my window that makes these evil noises. now, i cannot sleep.
today i also dressed my dog in a jumper.

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[01 Oct 2005|10:30am]
[ mood | relaxed ]

it was so great in the city yesterday. the parade thing meant that the streets were all fenced off and you could walk around in the middle of the road and there was all this paper to throw around AND the strees were SO packed and before you know it your pressed up against some old man closer than you have ever been pressed to anything before.

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[26 Sep 2005|10:17pm]
i have my new plan. i, despite my lack of photographic talent, want to be david bailey. thus, i need people who want to be models, and are willing to play dress ups with me. i will say things like "make love to the camera" and other such entertainingly cliched phrases.
today i saw skeleton key. it was far better than the last thriller movie i saw, the SO SO crappy (not so so chong) hide and seek. i will never get over how crap that was. it was just so unsatisfying.
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[23 Sep 2005|04:34pm]
[ mood | calm ]

i found my holiday plan but on the FIRST DAY of the holidays it was proven what a stupid plan it was. luckily, i only spent two dollars before i realised just how pointless the plan was. now i need a NEW plan.
how enjoyable are things with heaps of compartments? oh god so enjoyable.
today i hung out with two girls and then two boys in some crazy symmetrical day format.

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[12 Sep 2005|07:01pm]
my family just sat down to dinner only to discover the chicken was heavily undercooked. so now i am here!
tonight the plans for sleeping in a cubby begin. after dinner i shall build it.
my other plan is to spend a year of my life in a tracksuit. several tracksuits actually, each with the day of the week on it. they may even zip off to make nifty shorts in summer.
after exams i think i will start on my masterpeice. if only i had a talent i could use to make my masterpeice. if you have any ideas as to what my masterpeice should be, please tell me.
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